Category: Funny News
THE National Authority for Campaign against Alcohol and Drug Abuse has raised an alarm over increasing rate of bhang abuse in Nyanza. Nacada Nyanza regional manager Esther Okenye said the region is second in bhang smoking in Kenya. Okenye was speaking during Kisumu county choir competition on alcohol and drug abuse held at Social hall [...]
Of late, the focus on H.I.V has switched from the youth to married individuals who routinely stray from their marital beds and do not use condoms with either their lovers or their spouses. Just ask Jimmy Gathu. He can tell you all about that. then there was the controversy surrounding what I considered an innocuous [...]
A top Anti- Banking Fraud Unit officer and a senior city cop have been linked to the thriving pornography business in Nairobi. Police sources say the man based at the Central Bank of Kenya is a major investor in the sex sector while the security chief uses his extensive connections to offer protection. The revelations come as Kenya [...]
Controversial former presidential candidate Mohammed Abduba Dida is back in the news again.After a long silence after the elections, Dida has spoken on the raging debate over MPs push to have their salaries reviewed upwards. The former presidential candidate has said there is nothing wrong to equate MPs’ greed to pigs even if the animal [...]
Cord has agreed to stop agitating for majority representation in the Public Accounts Committee and Public Investment Committee in the Senate. This development gives room for the establishment of the remaining House committees, and expedites the budget making process for the financial year 2013-14. On the May 2, the budget policy and estimates were tabled [...]
International Criminal Court (ICC) prosecutor Fatou Bensouda has denied claims that some witnesses have given false information in the two Kenyan cases. Bensouda declined to comment on the issue of witnesses, especially top government officials stressing that she was not in a position to discuss the matter. “Am not aware of any witness that has given false information to the ICC, [...]
Two Kenyan women are facing death sentence in Brunei for drug trafficking. Jusca Millicent Ojwang and Caroline Awuor Omenda were arrested on separate dates at the Brunei International Airport with the narcotics. Ojwang, who is accused of smuggling three kilogrammes of Methylamphetamine on March 7, 2012 pleaded pleaded not guilty to the charge. According to [...]
Meru County Senator Kiraitu Murungi wants action taken against the real culprits behind the vice. Speaking to the media, the Senator said the issue was disturbing and there is need for action to avoid the abuse of girls through immorality. The senator was speaking during the launch of his book on poverty eradication in Meru.
The irked passengers walked out of the matatu in protest when the driver refused to lower the volume of the loud music. “If only Kenyans would pull such stunts, we would inject some sanity to this sector,” a female passenger said. The matatu’s proverbial 40th day had come. Elated commuters who had been forced to put up with [...]
Fourty mental patients are reported to have escaped from Mathari Mental Hospital Sunday evening prompting security officers to hunt them down. The facility which hosts a total of 75 mental patients reported to the police that 40 of them escaped from the facility at 8.45 pm on Sunday. The Starehe Officer Commanding Police Division (OCPD) [...]
Kenyan women passes away in California
Following the sad demise of one of our long time San Francisco Bay area (Pittsburg, CA) resident Beth Njeri (Kabethi) who went to be with the Lord on Sunday Morning the 12th of May 2013 at Contra Costa Regional Center- Martinez after a strong fight with cancer, There will be a viewing on: Sunday May 19 2013 TIME [...]
Kenyan passes away in Newark, Delaware.
In Celebration of the Life of: JOSEPH NDABARU KAMAU December, 12th, 1963 – May, 10th, 2013. We regret to announce the sudden death of Joseph Ndabaru Kamau. Joseph, 49 years old, was a Nurse at Pike Creek Rehabilitation Center, Cadia. He quietly rested in his sleep on May 10th, 2013 at his house in [...]
Kenyan DJ dies in motorcycle crash in southeastern Minnesota
Two days before he was to perform at a memorial for a motorcyclist who died in a collision with a Minneapolis police SUV, a popular Dinkytown DJ from Kenya drove his motorcycle off the road at dusk in southeastern Minnesota, struck a tree and died, authorities said Wednesday. Omari O. Omari, 32, of the dance [...]
Word of the Day:There is no progress without change
Both society and nature dictates that in order to be able to cope with life, we must learn the art of being adaptable to change. This means that we must learn how to change with time, place and situations. The world itself is characterized by evolution. What it looked like yesterday is not how it [...]
Funny:Kenyan woman in UK awating results of English test to prevent deportation
A KENYAN woman is awaiting the results of an English language test which could determine whether she can stay in York with her English husband. Marysella Earnshaw, 47, of Haxby, said she took the test at a York college last weekend in the hope it will prevent her being deported back to Kenya. The Press reported [...]
Word of the Day:Avoid engaging in wishful thinking
When a drug addict wants to get clean, the very first step he/she takes is acknowledging the situation that they are in. Accepting where they are at that time is a crucial step towards seeking help. Denial is the worst enemy during rehabilitation. Without acknowledging that one needs to change, all effort done is usually [...]
It was the movie ‘Pig in the City’ starring the real pigs only that this time they represented humans. They were scenes straight from a text book as the battle to curtail MPs greed went a notch higher. It was a week when the assumption was that relaxation would be hard to come by for [...]
Video:Nick Vujicic interview-Big challenge for all complainers
A surprising but inspiring interview with Nick Vujicic. Though without legs or hands,if given a second chance,he will not ask for anything more than what he has.Talk about contentment and a big lesson for all of us to learn.
Video:Free land in Machakos for any investor-Alfred Mutua
Invest in Machakos county and get free land! It’s the latest incentive by Machakos governor Alfred Mutua as he seeks to lead the most successful county in Kenya. An ambitious Mutua has also acquired vehicles for all 10 members of his county executive committee. Ktn’s Asha Mwilu reports…
Ruto’s luxury jet hire to cost Sh100m
Deputy President William Ruto’s office has hired a luxury jet for his travels across the continent in a deal which will cost taxpayers up to $300,000 (Sh25.14 million) every three months. Documents seen by the Sunday Nation show that the invoice for the first instalment of the “quarterly payment” for the Bombardier 850 Challenger plane was lodged [...]
Kenyan who admits killing 400 people living in UK
A murderer who admits killing up to 400 people – many in bloody machete attacks – is living in the UK after being granted asylum. John Thuo has been living in a taxpayer funded home since sneaking in illegally from Africa in 2003, and his neighbours are totally oblivious to his grisly past. For seven [...]
Raila Odinga Still Waiting For Uhuru Job Offer
Former Prime Minister Raila Odinga has not announced his next move because President Uhuru Kenyatta has kept him waiting over a State job. Officials close to the presidency told Saturday Nation the promise made by Mr Odinga two weeks ago was hinged on an appointment he had secured with President Kenyatta, which had not materialised. “There was [...]
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