Hilarious:A Luo Burial Speech


Ujaluo Garama hehe!!!!


It is with deep sorrow and humble acceptance of God’s will that we announce the passing on of Dr. MBChb. CBS. CPA.

JJJ Okoth Okoth of John Hopkins hospital, USA. Son to the late prof. Eng. Okoth senior (England) and learned wife Msc. Phil. LLM.

Okoth Darling(England ). Brother to Emeritus Oluoch Pamba (moscow). Father to 2011 KCSE top student Okoth jr. Of Maranda (Kenya) and kiswahili top student nyanza province Babie Agal (Kisumu girls, Kenya). Brother-in- law to Masazuki suzuki Oluoch (JAPAN).

Facebook friend of Social Media Content Analyst, Dr. Jarunda Jaluth Mambobiad of Runda.

The cadaver of the late will be flown to Kenya via the cheapest private chartered JET or Jaluo’s Exclusive Transport, worth 100million on 19th October 2014, followed by a short prayer service that will take place at his chalbi drive off convent home-lavington home on 20th October 2014 at 0900 GMT.

Then the cortege consisting of a  fleet of the latest models will leave for his well landscaped home in sakwa bondo. Come one come all, take neither breakfast nor lunch, catering by Hilton hotel caterers. Just carry your tears, your tastebuds and your vocal cords.

Laktar, we loved you, safaricom loved you, central bank loved you,

Hawaii will miss you, K’Ogallo loved you,  samsung company loved you, apple company loved you, LG loved you too,

DT Dobie loved you, airtel postpaid loved you, universities loved you, 5 star hotels loved you, ODM loved you, but God loved you more.

Fare thee well laktar!!!


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