I am not a watchman,I am a Surveillance Officer:Kenyans will always find something to put a smile on your face. I happened to bump into this list showing the job titles people are giving themselves.. Quite hilarious.
1.ShambaBoy– cku hizi anaitwa Landscape Executive,
2.Mhudumu wa mapokezi/Receptionist โ anaitwa Front Office Manager,
3.Karani wa Hati Mkato/Typist โ anaitwa Printed Document Handler,
4.Mhudumu wa Ofisi/Messenger โ anaitwa Business Communication Conveyer,
5.Mwalimu wa Muda/Temporary Teacher โ anaitwa Associate Tutor,
6.Muuza Kahawa/Coffee Boy โ anaitwa Beverages & Refreshments Manager,
7.Mzoa Taka/Garbage Collector โ anaitwa Environmental Sanitation Technician,
8.Mlinzi/Guard โ anaitwa Surveillance Officer,
9.Kahaba/Prostitute โ anaitwa Practical Sexual Relations Officer,
10.Mwizi/Thief โ anaitwa Wealth Distribution Officer
11.Dereva/Driver โ anaitwa Transport officer,
12.Housegirl/boy โ anaitwa Domestics Manager,
13.Mpishi/Cook -anaitwa Food Preparation Officer,
14.Mbea/Gossiper anaitwa Research Assistant.
I am not a watchman,I am a Surveillance Officer:Kenyans will always find something to put a smile on your face. I happened to bump into this list showing the job titles people are giving themselves.. Quite hilarious.
1.ShambaBoy- cku hizi anaitwa Landscape Executive,
2.Mhudumu wa mapokezi/Receptionist โ anaitwa Front Office Manager,
3.Karani wa Hati Mkato/Typist โ anaitwa Printed Document Handler,
4.Mhudumu wa Ofisi/Messenger โ anaitwa Business Communication Conveyer,
5.Mwalimu wa Muda/Temporary Teacher โ anaitwa Associate Tutor,
6.Muuza Kahawa/Coffee Boy โ anaitwa Beverages & Refreshments Manager,
7.Mzoa Taka/Garbage Collector โ anaitwa Environmental Sanitation Technician,
8.Mlinzi/Guard โ anaitwa Surveillance Officer,
9.Kahaba/Prostitute โ anaitwa Practical Sexual Relations Officer,
10.Mwizi/Thief โ anaitwa Wealth Distribution Officer
11.Dereva/Driver โ anaitwa Transport officer,
12.Housegirl/boy โ anaitwa Domestics Manager,
13.Mpishi/Cook -anaitwa Food Preparation Officer,
14.Mbea/Gossiper anaitwa Research Assistant.
Source-nairobiwire.com