Nairobi Estates Discussed And Analyzed-Where do you come from?

Nairobi Estates Discussed And Analyzed-Where do you come from?

Nairobi Estates Discussed And Analyzed-Where do you come from?1. UMOJA – All alcoholics live here, infact there are more bars in umoja than shops.

  1. ZIMMERMAN – All prostitutes strippers and single mothers live here.

  2. MAKONGENI, KALOLENI JERICHO,MBOTELA, BAHATI ETC
    ETC – All those utahama lini children live here, as for girls,they have 3 or 4 children and they still live with their parents.

  3. DANDORA, KAYOLE, HURUMA – Role models here are thugs and conductors, infact here the more
    you get arrested the bigger your celebrity status. The more
    cat shoes and silver chains you wear …the more your celebrity status.Hapa disco matanga za wezi ni daily.

  4. KARIOBANGI – The home of all
    counterfeits, they are so good at this that they even made their own currency….BANGLA PESA!!!!!

  5. EASTLEIGH – You can buy anything you want here, they are so good they can clone your mother as long as you have cash. Lakini mbom mbom everywhere

  6. KIBERA – Hooligans, fanatics, Ushamba any thing negative resides here. Hapa kila mtu anajuwa ‘rights’ zake.

  7. KAWANGWARE – Home of busaa and very tight security as
    all the neighbours are in the security industry- ni masojas
    (Wochmende).

  8. NGARA – Student centre …..hapa utapata dem Masai, borana utapata ….students
    everywhere.

  9. PIPELINE – They all work in industrial area

  10. BURUBURU, KOMAROCK, DONHOLM,SOUTH B, SOUTH C

– All these are Runda’s wannabe. Hapa kisungu ni mingi na mtu akiingia kwa nyumba anaongea
Kiswahili ama Mother tongue……..

  1. where all prince’s n princesses live me included

Source- tuko.co.ke

Nairobi Estates Discussed And Analyzed-Where do you come from?

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