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Larry Madowo Nearly Arrested for Drug Trafficking in San Francisco

Larry Madowo Nearly Arrested for Drug Trafficking in San Francisco
Larry Madowo Nearly Arrested for Drug Trafficking in San Francisco

Larry Madowo is a big traveller, and to keep up with that reputation, heย has been in the US since last week. On his Daily Nation column, he recounted an interesting experience he had in the United States, where airport security had to confirm that his โ€˜Ujimixโ€™ and Royco were in fact what he said they were.

Hereโ€™s part of what he wrote.

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I mostly fly cattle class, with all the crying babies, smelly-mouthed seat neighbours, and food so bad no self-respecting pig would eat it. This is not to complain, because I suffer from an acute form of wanderlust that I donโ€™t even need a fully formed excuse before jumping into a plane and heading somewhere cold and much too expensive for me.

I had a moderately complicated flight routing last week: Nairobiโ€”Amsterdamโ€”San Franciscoโ€”Minneapolisโ€”Londonโ€”Amsterdamโ€”Nairobi. I was heading to Silicon Valley to watch former Apple CEO John Sculley launch his new baby, the Obi worldphone, and then head to London to co-host Kenya In the Park, an outdoor celebration of our culture in the British capital.

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I happened to be travelling in the upper deck for once, so was among the first people out of the plane in San Francisco. I may have come from a small village in Siaya and didnโ€™t even get on a plane until I was 20, but I know how to fake being posh when I end up in the business cabin.

So I didnโ€™t take to it kindly when the customs officer asked me to proceed to Counter 2 so his colleague could โ€œprocessโ€ me further. A humourless African American gentleman in his late 20s called Long took my bags and proceeded to unpack them. He didnโ€™t ask for my permission, just started removing stuff and putting them aside.

I only remembered that I had three one-kilogramme bags of Ujimix for some friends in London when he got to them.

โ€œWhy donโ€™t you just mail it to them?โ€ he asked after I had explained what they were.

โ€œYou have much to learn about us Africans,โ€ was the appropriate answer. โ€œWeโ€™ll tie and lead a live goat through international airports and into America if we could.โ€

But I just kept quiet because he still had my landing card and could send me back.

It is then that he discovered I had several sachets of Royco cubes โ€” the star that lifts every Kenyan meal from the bland category. He put them aside as well as he asked me questions that suggested he wouldnโ€™t stop until he had my DNA samples.

He left me standing there while he went to channel his inner Walter White with my flour and seasoning. โ€œIs this a random search or have I been flagged for something?โ€ I asked his colleague. โ€œItโ€™s totally random for compliance issues,โ€ he assured me.

Except it wasnโ€™t, because I was the first black person out of the plane and only one to be stopped. Just like I had been โ€œrandomlyโ€ selected for a secondary search at Amsterdam 12 hours prior to this episode.

Meanwhile, Long had broken into my Ujimix and Royco and was testing them for heroin, marijuana and opium. โ€œI just want to make sure that they are what you say they are,โ€ he said with the seriousness of a mortician. His little Chemistry experiment complete, he plastered the broken ends of my gifts with the worldโ€™s most conspicuous blue tape and handed them back to me.

If you think the walk of shame on the morning after a one night stand is repulsive, thereโ€™s nothing worse than repacking your bags in full view of half of India entering San Francisco. My only consolation is that it was still better than being taken into custody for being a drug dealer. โ€œLarry Madowo arrested in America with drugsโ€ isnโ€™t a headline that I want to see.

A young black male travelling internationally always raises eyebrows and you get racially profiled in our post-9/11 world. Travelling while black is to accept indignity, racism and delays because of the colour of your skin, even in a post-Obama world. Those of us village boys who grew up dreaming of faraway cities and now have opportunities to visit are resigned to that ugly downside to it all. Sometimes youโ€™re temporarily suspected of being an international smuggler or a drug dealer.

It is all worth it when the Ujimix and Royco cubes make their way to the UK and to grateful hands.

 

Source-nairobiwire.com

Larry Madowo Nearly Arrested for Drug Trafficking in San Francisco

 

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